The Los Gatos Social Club

Festivus Epulum Sermo

Los Gatos, California

© 2011 Los Gatos Social Club

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ARTICLE 1 - NAME

This informal group shall be known as
The Los Gatos Social Club.

ARTICLE 2 - PURPOSE

The sole purpose of The Los Gatos Social Club shall be to make each Wednesday evening the most fun night of the week.
Please note that occasionally this is
subject to change due to special events.

During the Summer season, Tuesday or Thursday evenings or Sunday afternoons
shall be the most fun of the week so
as to not conflict with Jazz on the Plazz.

ARTICLE 3 - MOTTO

Festivus Epulum Sermo
"Fun Feast Conversation"

ARTICLE 4 - MEMBERSHIP

Those of us in The Los Gatos Social Club are mindful that most of us would never join any club that would have us as a member. Notwithstanding this, members may bring close friends, especially Los Gatos residents, as guests to join in on the festivus, the epulum and the sermo. Previous guests may be considered for future membership, capacity permitting.

ARTICLE 5 - CODE OF CONDUCT

I. Consumption of alcohol, especially
martinis, Famous Manhattans and our
own fine wines at dinner is encouraged
but not to grossly excessive levels.
The grossly excessive levels clause does not
apply to Founders and Directors
.

II.
Political correctness is not encouraged,
but will be tolerated so long as it
maintains a sense of humor.

III.
Bringing and sharing fine wines
over dinner is encouraged.

IV.
During dinner, members are
discouraged from sitting next to the
person with whom they sleep.

V.
During dinner, members are
discouraged from hurling food at,
or spilling wine upon, other diners.

VI.
Great acts of generosity shall
be accorded recognition and great honors.

ARTICLE 6 - RULES AND REGULATIONS

We shall endeavor to never establish rules and regulations.  Rather we shall be guided by our own wisdom and sense of decorum.

    The Los Gatos Social Club Official By-Laws
    Guidelines for guests

    Members may bring close friends, especially Los Gatos residents, as guests.
    This is not an open weekly invitation and members should invite their guests to each event each week.
    Guests may be considered for future membership, capacity permitting.
    Guests should not invite guests but may ask a member to invite them.
    Being on the email list does not constitute membership. We send our news and updates to all members and guests.
    If you are unsure of your status, don't fret, simply send an email to me and I shall look into the ancient records.

    Very important for the summer parties:
    If hosts request a RSVP, members and guests must respond. Failure to do this may result in serious consequences.

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